Advanced diagnostic testing, physician-guided prescriptions, and protocols built from your own data.
We find the real cause of how you feel — then we treat it in the same place.
Functional testing that looks past “within range” to the actual drivers of low energy, digestive dysfunction and hormonal disruption.
Most practices hand you a PDF and wish you luck. We close the loop: diagnosis, protocol, and physician-written prescriptions under one roof — then we retest to prove it worked.
Every service, and what it costs.
One table. Nothing priced behind a phone call. Start on any line — most people start with a free guide or a $175 panel.
Data first. Always.
Order the panel you want, or the full workup. Every result is read with you, not emailed at you.
Cortisol rhythm, sex hormones and how you metabolise them — across a full day, not one draw.
Pathogens, dysbiosis, digestive capacity and gut inflammation — the usual source of “everything else”.
We do not stop at the diagnosis.
Bioidentical hormones prescribed against your own numbers — then re-tested at six and twelve weeks and adjusted.
Read the full page →Targeted protocols for recovery, repair, sleep and body composition. Prescribed only where your labs support it.
Read the full page →Tested, interpreted, prescribed, adjusted.
We choose the panels that answer your specific question — nothing ordered for the sake of it.
We read the results with you against optimal ranges, not just the lab’s reference range.
Nutrition, training, sleep and supplementation, sequenced so you know exactly what to do first.
Where the data supports it, a physician writes hormones or peptides and they ship to your door.
We retest, compare, and change the dose or the plan. Progress is measured, not assumed.
“I went to doctor after doctor, they all said it looked fine. I didn’t feel fine. Only 6-weeks after Alqemis ran testing and I feel like a different person.”
Every panel is chosen, read and revisited by a practitioner who knows your history — not a portal, not an algorithm.
Erin’s education in food started early, working as a recurring assistant to her father, a highly decorated chef. She built a career blending that training with outdoor sport and coaching, eventually founding shutupEAT and a private project gym in Salt Lake City, and authoring The Essential Carnivore Diet Cookbook on sustainable, nutrient-dense eating.
Her work as a private chef has operated at the highest level — DC Films, Netflix’s Rebel Moon, Red Bull’s Rampage and Formation, team retreats for the Atlanta Braves. She has written for Men’s Health, Men’s Fitness, and fitness publications internationally, presented at Keto and Paleo conferences, and competed in and won a televised cooking series against one of the world’s best-known archers.
Her private client list includes actors, producers, and VFX specialists; elite ultra-marathoners, professional downhill skiers, and professional climbers; CrossFit competitors, national weightlifters, MLB and NBA players, stuntmen, Navy SEALs and other special operations personnel.
She has also worked, at length, with people navigating autoimmune conditions, cancer treatment, disordered eating, and chronic illness — populations where the margin for a careless recommendation is very small. That work is the reason she went and got clinical credentials rather than continuing on instinct, and it is the reason Alqemis is conservative where it should be and aggressive where it can afford to be.
Today she designs the diagnostic, nutrition, and prescriptive protocols for every Alqemis client.
Nine markers, one direction.
The protective 2-OH pathway takes over from the reactive 4-OH route. Expected range for 2-OH is 60–80%.
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Illustrative counts from cohort stool panels. Gut putrefaction markers move alongside methylation and mood, which is why the protocol treats them together.
HRV rose 33% on average across the cohort. The strongest responder more than doubled, at 110%.
Each bar is one marker's distance from the middle of its reference range. Shorter is better; the centre line is optimal.
At baseline the whole curve sits under the low limit with an uptick at night: exhausted all day, wide awake in bed.
After the protocol the morning peak clears the low limit and the night value falls — what a normal wake–sleep rhythm looks like.
All data anonymized. Baseline and retest are 4.5 months apart. Gut strain counts are illustrative of cohort panels; all other values are taken from test reports. Alqemis does not diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease; functional testing is used to inform nutrition, supplementation and lifestyle guidance.
Start with what’s free — then go deeper.
Why you wake at 3am, and the sequence that fixes it.
Three weeks of small, ordered changes to inflammation and energy.
Paid programWhat to remove, what to add, and in which order — run day by day in the app.
Read first. Nothing gated, nothing sold.
The Annual Support Program
Twelve months of testing, prescribing and monitoring, managed end to end. For the people who would rather not assemble it themselves.
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Your labs don’t improve by waiting.
Fifteen minutes, no cost. We will tell you which test answers your question — or that you don’t need one yet.
Book a 15-minute call